A Whale of a Tale

Well, not quite.

I went to watch the meteor shower, which by the way consisted of 3 meteors, with a few friends the other night. I made a mistake along the way of telling my friends that when I was like 6 years old, I was on the beach in Maine with my family and my Uncle Rich picked me up to throw me in the water. I remember being absolutely TERRIFIED because at the time, I was afraid of Whales... I didnt want to be eaten by those big ass things, theyre Huge!!!

For some reason, this was funny to them... I dont really get it tho... Whales are huge, they have big teeth, and some even have the word Killer in their name! I know people who are afraid of plastic and styrofoam, now thats crazy, but Whales? C'mon, totally legit fear.

So anywho, yeah. I used to be afraid of Whales... Soooooooo, lets add that to the big board of "Embarrassing Things People Know About Me"!

Embarrassing Things People Know About Me
1. I was legally Gay for two weeks in junior high when I had a crush on the middle "girl" in Hansen... I swear I thought that was a woman and Boy was she hot!
2. In 1st grade I sat in front of a mirror at my Grandma's house for twenty minutes trying to bite my ear because someone told me if you make a "rainbow over your heart, you could bite your ear"... ( for those who dont know, you look like a retard, try it.)
3. In the Marine Corps, I had a dream I got raped by a transvestite, my body hurt when I woke up, I made the mistake of telling ONE friend, and my whole squadron knew by lunchtime...
4. I used to be afraid of Whales.